| Passionate Dads |
[Jul. 25th, 2013|03:47 pm] |
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I just want to make sure everybody knows that "Zoo Keeper" (the DS game) is getting an Xbox 360 port! Amen! |
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[Jun. 14th, 2013|01:20 pm] |
Six favorite songs? Muther EFF!
1. Dreams, Dreams (as sung by the gay man)
2. Dreams, Dreams (as sung by the gay children)
3. Dreams, Dreams (as sung by me)
4. Dreams, Dreams (as sung by nobody)
5. Also Dreams, Dreams
6. The whole intro song to Clay Fighter, including the part where the conductor gets pissed.
I'm choosing to tag the following six men, and I don't care whether they've already been tagged or not:
arcticdrac
kylyk
mizfizz
onikos
slimpy
sovietmilkshake |
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| Why I love Sony: |
[May. 24th, 2013|11:47 pm] |
"The PlayStation [3] is not a game machine. We've never once called it a game machine," stated Kutaragi at the beginning of his latest interview.
"The PS3 is the product we have been aiming for since the establishment of SCEI," said Kutaragi. "We haven't been creating our [past] PlayStations for the sake of games. Our belief, and the motivation behind running our company, has been to [explore ways of] applying the power of computers to entertainment and enjoyment. We equipped the original PlayStation with a 3D graphics chip, and we equipped the PS2 with the Emotion engine. The PS3 isn't designed to lean towards games. It's not a computer for children. In the sense that our goal has been [to create] a computer that's meant for entertainment, you could say that the original PlayStation and PlayStation 2 had existed as steps towards the PlayStation 3." |
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| This isn't really happening!! |
[Feb. 13th, 2012|12:54 am] |
Holy ef!It looks like all that praying has finally paid off! "Salute your Shorts" is coming to DVD!!! I'm not making this up:
Clarissa Explains It All - Nick launches 'Rewind Collection' with 1st Season of Clarissa
Posted by David Lambert
2/09/2005
The Adventures of Pete & Pete. Are You Afraid of the Dark? Salute Your Shorts. You Can't Do That on Television! All of these classic Nickelodeon series from the early days of the cable channel are much wanted on DVD by their fans. But high on the list is the show that made Melissa Joan Hart a star: Clarissa Explains It All. And now Clarissa's first season - all 13 episodes - has been announced for a May 17th release that launches a new line of Nick DVDs: The Rewind Collection. |
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| Dinotopia |
[May. 29th, 2011|04:07 am] |
I have just completed a demo for a Dino Parts point and click adventure game. You think I'm kidding, but I'm not! Follow the link below to download it. Let me know if it doesn't work.
http://www.geocities.com/dinoparts2001/ |
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| Good Heavens! |
[May. 28th, 2011|03:10 am] |
I was just browsing some online porn stores I think I may have stumbled upon the ultimate porn movie:
Little White Chicks... Big Black Monster Dicks 8
Description:
Watch Huge, Evil, Scary, BIG BLACK Monster Schlongs Violate & Penetrate Pure Innocent & Defenseless LITTLE WHITE Girls!
They're travelling all around the globe...turning cute, innocent white girls into hoes! OH NO!!! Help! Somebody Stop These Soul Bros!!! |
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| Noid Origins |
[Mar. 14th, 2011|01:03 am] |
Love, hate, friendship, deception, religion, butt-hole tumors...
If I keep playing 'Nester's Funky Bowling' on the Virtual Boy, it'll all make sense! But before I log off and lose myself in a VR funky bowling paradise, I have a serious question to ask all of you: Were you circumcised, or not? And if so, where do you think your foreskin is now? |
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| Hebrew Hate |
[Feb. 3rd, 2011|10:45 pm] |
I'm taking a writing class right now, and for it I have to write an original 30 page movie script. Tonight I'm gonna float just one idea that I have and I want honest feedback and suggestions, really!
This movie will be called "Dino Parts". It's about al Kaida's super secret weapon, which is a dinosaur that has a nuclear bomb ticking in his belly. They plant a chip in the dinosaur's brain that instructs him to visit the Epcot Center and then detonate, wiping the tourist attraction off the face of the planet.
So they fly a plane out to Florida and drop him out, and he hits his head on the hard Floridian soil and loses all memories of his mission. Now he's just a lost dinosaur in Orlando with nowhere to go, and a deadly bomb in his stomach. I won't tell you how this story ends, but I will tell you that he makes many friends and enemies, loses his virginity, and wins the fight against cancer!
RATED PG-13!! |
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| Mucha Lucha: Mascaritas of the Lost Code |
[Feb. 2nd, 2011|03:08 pm] |
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I just realized that I can trick my friends into thinking that I have AIDS, but they find it impossible to believe that I would learn a lick of Spanish!
I have also just realized that if the tits on a girl are big enough, I will completely ignore the fact that she has armpit hair... |
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| Learn the Lingo, Gringo |
[Jan. 28th, 2011|09:04 pm] |
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YO hallazgo el forma de aquel árbol ser fálico , y naturalmente excitante. Ante Procedo a masturbar , Voy a abrigo mi pezones en chocolate y haber un lindo animal lamer ellas. Por favor no contar alguien aquel Tengo cáncer. |
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| Herpes Happens |
[Dec. 12th, 2010|01:08 am] |
You're not going to believe this, but I was exploring an Indian reservation this morning. I was searching for answers. Answers to questions that only Indians know the answer to.
New Mexico is a like a sandy red devil. In my search for Indians, I found myself scaling vertical ground until I reached the very tip-top of the Sandias. There was a man there! No, not a man... an Indian. I sat down next to him, and he touched me with his clammy red hands. It was clear to me that this Indian had the anwers that I was searching for.
But before I had the chance to speak, he told me something that I'm never going to forget. "You've got sores on your privates." |
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| Mad Balls |
[Nov. 27th, 2010|10:59 pm] |
I would talk about how my Thanksgiving went, but something much better happened last night. I heard a radio commercial for a flashlight... a flashlight that "PAYS FOR ITSELF IN NO TIME". I'm not making that up, I swear to God!
Anyway, I hope everybody had a safe, pro-abortion Thanksgiving! |
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